Whats the best prank you've done

[RAINMAKER]

I've injected water into foam chairs, so secretary got wet elbow,

Superglued coffe cup onto desk..........and black ink on telephone............so when they pick it up...........black ear.

Whats yours?

[LotusSevenMan]

Working on a Cessna 180 aircraft used by the Missionary Aviation Fellowship; a lot of well meaning religous types but rather zealous about God things. It had a large M.A.F. painted on the yellow fin (in black). I used some black insulating tape to add a couple of letters on either side. It was only when it was cleared for a test flight that I copped it as they could see it as it taxied out beyond the hangar. It now read across that vertical tail fin M.A.F.I.A.

Got a laugh from the boys in the control tower at Southampton!!!

[cupasoop]

I get folk to join the forum then sell their e-mail addresses to the Russian underworld


















only kidding

[warby221]

At collage as an apprentice set off about 20 things called mole smoke “used for smoking moles out of there holes” completely filled the top corridor of the collage with smoke set all the fire alarms off
That then ran down the stairwells as every one tried to leave filling the corridors below

Filled the toilet cistern at work with the chemicals out of a foam fire extinguishers so when it flushed foam everywhere

The list goes on but I think I’ve incriminated myself enough

[Jonesey]

A few years ago, after a night out, a friend and I left a dump truck on my father's driveway.
To this day he still has no idea..........
At work we got a colleague's jeans from the changing room, put them in a sink of water then hung them up in a freezer- a few hours later he was met with his trousers standing up by themselves when he went to get changed.

[Twinpotter]

Back in Oakley, Fife. To a permanently grumpy bloke who would never gie us oor ba back, so we wrapped a tud in newspaper, set it alight on his doorstep and rang the bell only to see him vigorously stomp it out only to make a right mess.

On tour in Japan 92, loosening the drummers stand clamps so at soundcheck his kit fell apart when he came in (late).
At the Marquee, leaving the singers Radio Mic on when he was on the throne....
Havin been in bands there are too many to list.

Ah, the memories

[benny hedges]

mate with the worst cabbage smelling feet fell asleep on my settee and i couldn't wake him up no matter how hard i tried...
so i decided to go for a pint or 2.
before i went, i got my little compressor, plugged it in in the kitchen and connected it to the kid's spacehopper and placed it next to him....
went out for aforementioned beverages...
came back about 1 1/2hrs later, looked through the window to see the entire room filled by a 10ft inflated spacehopper with a massive stretched mutant ninja turtle face!!!
i thought sh1t, that'll blow my fkin windows out, so went in through the back door to turn the compressor off.

just as i touched the plug it went!! BOOOOOM!!! biggest bang ive ever heard and my m8 woke up, funny as crouton, started to run in midair like a cartoon cat

spent the rest of the afternoon picking bits of spacehopper off the ceiling and all over the house!!!


favourite tricks at work used to be like charging large capacitors up and leaving them in people's coat pockets...
once superglued the soles of a m8's trainers together while he was asleep and chortled as he fell over when he woke up

i love a good practical joke, but hat it when people do it to me lol

[Anotherbikerbabe]

A few years ago we took the Jet ski off Blyth beach, and come the time to get it onto the trailer and go, Dave tested the beach with the car and when he knew it was safe, he drove up onto the beach, got the jet ski on the trailer but not before a small amount of water started to show up and swirl around the car!!!
and then.....the car was stuck........sh1t..................a small crowd gathered, a local guy tried to pull it out with no luck and dave bobbed around holding the back end the car as it bobbed in the water and still, no good then the police turned up, the newspapers and a finally a recovery truck whinched it out of the sea! Towed away at a ridiculous cost and dried out, all was ok until the electrics started playing up but he told Ford that the causeway tide on Holy Island had started to come in as we drove over it and this explained the sand in the car (so warranty sorted) The car was repaired under the insurance etc and all ok......thank fook....

Cpl of weeks later, I rang metro radio wind ups by Tony horn in the morning and told them all about it but I told them he didn't have proper permission to launch there etc so they were ringing him and pretending to be the council etc as there was a notice there to say you had to ring 'this number' to launch etc etc...I made my way over to his house and pretended to know nothing whilst the radio station asked him about his adventure on blyth beach and told him they were considering sending the bill for non payment of launch and wasting police time, coast guard etc etc...He streniously denied he launched from there and how I kept a straight face I'll never know but I got him big time with that...We can laugh now, but god it was awful and apprently a 4x4 was lost to the sea at same spot the week before...Now Dave is anything but stupid,and he did test the area, but wasn't prepared for a freaky wave looking in on us!!

[bigrich]

put some blue food colouring in a bottle of a mates shampoo, whole head turned blue!

[benny hedges]

caught a guy on site zipping his zip up and screwing the lid back on my flask...........
i was annoyed obviously.
so rather than contour him with my gorilla bar, i went home and got some Nair (like immac) and spread it generously on the straps of his hard hat.
he had just paid a fortune to have his hair done like Gazza (that's how long ago it was lol)

it was a really hot day, at the water board head offices and after a while he was sweating under his plastic helmet... wiping the sweat from his brow lol...
next, melted clumps of hair started sliding down his neck until his hat was sliding off his shiny bald head...
it even took his eyebrows and lashes off - he looked like a fkin mekon looool

everyone was pissin themselves laffin at him and agreed it was totally justified for what he'd done.
i like a joke but don't crouton about with my brew lol