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kevg
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God Help Us All

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"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush


"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush



"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W. Bush



"The future will be better tomorrow."
- George W. Bush



"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush



"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush



"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush



"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- George W. Bush


"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush


"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush



"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush



"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush



"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush


God Bless (Help) America
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Oh god, that man terrifies me!
I ride way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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Post by curly »

We all know what Bush is another word for don't we?

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From 3pm today till 3pm tomorrow, he will be 10 miles from me here at work. He is visiting Ireland today............. oooh don't I feel safe......... 8O 8O
RQ.
The Stig of 2 wheels as well as 4 !
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