REBATE? What Rebate?

[VTR Jay]

Young Myra the street girl is walking home from the abortion clinic... And wombles me dead if she didnt walks in the drive and there in da mail box
was a ledder . So Myra opens it.

And anyways, it turns out ta be a ledder with a cheque from centrelink for 5 thousand Dollars!!!!
Myra's tister Evalyn reckon she bedder ring em up cuz udderwise dey make ya pay it all back hey.



So anyways, Myra gets on da phone with centrelink and the girl on the udder end says,

"Hang on Myra and I'll just check that for you......"

about 5 minute go bye hey and then she comes back and says,

"No Myra...it's definately yours. It's a rebate."

"Hey....Myra said, What wombles rebate? "

The voice said, CRIME STOPPERS!