Three mice.....

[iggy1966]

Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at
night, trying to impress each other with how tough they are.

The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to
the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap,
I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the
bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100
times."

The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each
paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to
the other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I
collect as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it
up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going
for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.
The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I
don't have time for this bullsh**. I gotta go home and screw the
cat."