> A man walked into a night club one night, went up to the bar, and asked
> for a beer.
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> "Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
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> "One Cent?" exclaimed the man.
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> So the man glanced over at the menu and asked, "Could I have a nice juicy
> T-bone steak, with chips, peas and a fried egg?"
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> "Certainly, Sir," replied the barman, "but that comes to real money."
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> "How much money?" inquired the man.
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> "Four cents," the bartender replied.
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> "Four cents!" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
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> The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."
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> The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
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> The bartender replied, "The same thing as I'm doing to his business."