Lucky there won't be "Roses in the Road" as a reminder to the kids lunacy...
Keep Dave on the Co-Codamols, they work wonders, Dichlophenac if he's offered it helps keep the inflamation down too (not on a full stomach, heartburn city!)
You'll jut have to spoil him till he gets better - I hear these things mean up to 5 years of care - sex is good Physio....
<Dave, I've done my best for you mate
