dont you just love it...

[benny hedges]

when some wonker backs into you and fks off....

car was parked for 5 mins, walked round the corner and the light caught it - i thought oh, looks like a dent does that.... got closer to find back door hanging off, glass all over floor, door handle broke off, door post gone on the lock side - afaik new shell, write off lol.

got a new mazda 6 on order for august but looks like i might have to go shopping earlier than i thought lol...
no biggy, it's leased.

3 crashes and all of them ive not even been in the car!
guy was caught on cctv btw.... just a matter of filling some forms in.

[Anotherbikerbabe]

Had a bad day. Post on the way. Our car is totalled and the lads bike is totalled too. He'll be lucky if he is out of hospital in a month...Serves him right.Sorry about your car. Love the Mazda6, I had one from new in 06 and it only went last summer as we had 3 and didn't need it anymore.

[Pete.L]

Benny Said

guy was caught on cctv btw.... just a matter of filling some forms in.

Than F for that! the B-stard still did a runner though

Pete.l

[tony.mon]

Dob him in to the Old Bill, leaving the scene.
Tell them you might be feeling a bit of pain in your neck, might be a claim coming on.

I know you weren't in the car, but it must have been quite a shock to see it, and those double takes can be awkward on the neck......

[benny hedges]

Tell them you might be feeling a bit of pain in your neck, might be a claim coming on.......

lol if my name was patel there'd be 4 passengers all with neck braces on by now

[LotusSevenMan]

lol if my name was patel there'd be 4 passengers all with neck braces on by now

Only four? Did the rest of the family go shopping then?

Bad news for you with form filling-in, but glad he/she was caught on CCTV. Good recognition of the reg plate?
LSM

[benny hedges]

i was parked in a contractors space on a nuclear power station when it happened - second time in 6mth lol.
the guy was going to say crouton all until security came and started taking pics, someone had seen him hit my car and reported him, then he tried to say it was my fault cos my boot was overhanging the white lines

i said crouton off nobhead, you fill your form in, i'll fill mine in.
#next time you see my car it will be nice and shiny - don't do it again.
if it was my car id have linched him down to the speedbank lol!

no harm done - £760 quote for the repair, plus car hire til it's done.... no biggy

so anyway i came home today to drop my car of befor the works free barbecue and piss up

found 3 fire engines outside my house.....

i thought sh1t - my baby!!!! (storm)


neighbour's wife and daughter had gone on holiday today while he was at work, left hair straighners on the bed, plugged in - house is torched to crouton, roof gone etc windows melted.... cleaners are i nthere atm trying to salvage whats left!

thank crouton it wasnt my garage!
i was just thinking about my fuel leak earlier int week and if id left awt plugged in....


and then. tto top it all off, i come home to find the mrs has thrown away all my steaks and burgers cos the date was up today - as well as all the buns, and sauces etc. AAAAGH
wtf - why do women not understand that sell by dates do not means things have turned poisonous overnight

[tony.mon]

why on earth was she near BBQ stuff anyway?
That's as bad as finding her touching your tools......

(there's an "S" on that)

[benny hedges]

told her before - YOU ARE NOT AUTHORISED TO THROW AWAY FOOD AND BEER.
is ok, got it back out of wheelie bin. eating it atm

abb / kaz - it's a bloke thing.

[sirch345]

told her before - YOU ARE NOT AUTHORISED TO THROW AWAY FOOD AND BEER.
is ok, got it back out of wheelie bin. eating it atm

abb / kaz - it's a bloke thing.

That's a cracker is that

Chris.

PS. I nearly forgot laughing so much, sorry to hear about your car Benny, at least you got the person responsible. My son was not so lucky when some A**hole did a similar thing to his car and just drove off.

[benny hedges]

Is there some sort of time limit on how long it can be in the wheelie bin before you can no longer eat it? I mistakenly threw away some burgers last night and wondered if they are still safe to eat? If so, i am firing up the barbie this evening.

i consider my wheelie bin like another food cupboard.
royalty won't eat meat til it's started rotting, so you could be posh and leave it there til saturday tbh.

many years ago when i was on my butt i noticed some binsacks containing spud peelings what i'd thrown over a neighbour's garden the year earlier had spud plants growing out of them.
needless to say i jumped over the wall and pulled them up - got a few lb of lovely new potatoes
that night i ate like a king - chips, boiled spuds, mash & psilocybin curry - sauce from a potnoodle, also out of bin and mushrooms from the local horsefield...

followed by a pint glass full of orange angel delight what i found in the shed next to the slug pellets and weedkiller
a veritable smorgesbord of culinary delights

[RAINMAKER]

Now its not that I'm tight but I get most of my food from wheelie bin 'R' us.......save a fortune i do..........just re use the Netto bags...........missus not twiged yet.

[LotusSevenMan]

I am trying to get my girlfriend to eat some of my cooking but whenever I refer to her having my "Oriental Golden Noodles" she always says "No, I'm not eating a Pot Noodle".

What's wrong with these women.............................

LSM

[tony.mon]

I have a friend who is a cake addict, and persuaded her to google for cakes without the filter on, so that she could see the pictures of adult's cakes, as opposed to children's ones.

She now can't eat Lemon Drizzle or Fudge cakes.

Nothing to do with car dents, but there you are, make of it what you will.

[benny hedges]

I have a friend who is a cake addict, and persuaded her to google for cakes without the filter on, so that she could see the pictures of adult's cakes, as opposed to children's ones.

She now can't eat Lemon Drizzle or Fudge cakes.

Nothing to do with car dents, but there you are, make of it what you will.

know what you mean - trying to help an american gentleman with fuel problems on bikefum.com, i googled 'petcock' and was diverted to several very graphic sites showing people engaging in bizzare acts of an unspeakable nature with a variety of farmyard beasts.........
on another occasion i needed a tree chopping down in my garden so i googled 'logging'.
don't look at that if you are eating your tea...