BP leak

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tony.mon
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BP leak

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Dunno what all the fuss is about, I thought oily fish was meant to be good for you....
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.
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ChrisC
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Tony, Any more rotten jokes like that in the pipeline? especially crude ones.
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headgear
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BP are sponsoring pixars latest film...........................








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IgorVigor
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Re: BP leak

Post by IgorVigor »

Whale Oil Beef Hooked....

:P

BP = Bitumen Pilchards....

Mind you, I dont think the spill is the only place you get oily birds....

Look at the beaches around the UK...
The amount of sunscreen the birds use, it creates an oil slick!
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