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simon t
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Keeping the peace...

Post by simon t »

TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE:

a friend a companion a lover a brother a father a master a chef an electrician a carpenter a plumber a mechanic a decorator a stylist a sexologist a gynaecologist a psychologist a pest exterminator a psychiatrist a healer a good listener an organiser a good father very clean sympathetic athletic warm attentive gallant intelligent funny creative tender strong understanding tolerant prudent ambitious capable courageous determined true dependable passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

give her compliments regularly love shopping be honest be very rich not stress her out not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself give her lots of time, especially time for herself give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:


1. Shag him
2. Leave him in peace
iggy1966
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Post by iggy1966 »

True........... :D
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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