A man walks into a public toilet for a crap. One of the traps is taken so he goes into the other one. He's just about to sit down when from next door comes
" alright mate"
after being taken aback and looking round for a camera and not wanting to appear rude he replies " yea not bad"
"so what you upto?" he asks
"Nothing much" he replies "just about to have a sh1t"
it goes quiet for a couple of minutes and the bloke next door say " sorry mate i'll have to call you back some tw@ in the next cubicle keeps answering my my questions"
having a Sh!t
having a Sh!t
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