A bloke was sitting on a bus when a gorgeous woman next to
him starts breastfeeding her baby. The baby won't take it so she says,
"Come on, eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man here." Ten
minutes later, the baby is still not feeding so she says again, "Eat
it all up or I'll give it to this nice man here."
The bloke says, "Listen, love, can you make your bloody mind
up, I should've got off four stops ago!"
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