Not so much a joke but a hilarious true story (one of many) from my old courier pal originally from Texas. His Dad had land/stock and while out attending to one of the fence posts around the bull field, he was visited by a suited deadpan official. "I'm from the USDA (US Department of Agriculture) and I am authorized to go through here and assess your stock". Flick, "Here's my card".
"Er, OK but I think you should go around the side here....", his Dad replies before the Official cuts him mid sentence and snaps back with "I said, I'm going through here, right here". So the official goes over the fence and walks about 50 feet in, taking notes and all that. Now the bulls start closing in on him. Before long, he's running for his life shouting "The bulls are chasing me, gaad dammit they're chasing me........" so the old man says...
"Show them you card, show them your card!"
A Visit from USDA Official
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A Visit from USDA Official
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