Poor Paddy was at school, and was in a bit of trouble. He was always getting crap results at maths. For the fifth month in a row he came home to his mother with an 'F', so his mother decided enough was enough.
"Paddy, we have had it with your rubbish results in maths, we are sending you to the Catholic school"
"Aarrgghhhh ma, nooooo, don't send me"
"Too late Paddy, we have spoken to you about it, and you haven't improved one bit, so off you go"
One month later, Paddy came home with the results, his mother ripped open the envelope to find that he had got an 'A'
"Holy mother of God Paddy, thats the finest, see I knew sending you off to that Catholic school would do the trick. What changed you? Was it the teaching methods? Was it the other pupils?"
"Ma, on day one when I went in there, I looked above the blackboard, and saw this fella nailed to a plus sign, I wasn't taking any chances from there............."
Paddy at school
Paddy at school
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The Stig of 2 wheels as well as 4 !
The Stig of 2 wheels as well as 4 !