Now you see...

cupasoop · Post by **cupasoop** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:08 am

Little jimmy was getting ready to see his neighbours new baby boy.
Jimmys father said "now when we get round there i dont want you making any comments about the baby as he has been born with no ears", "ok i wont" says little jimmy. When they were round at the neighbours everything was going fine as jimmy hadnt made any comments. Just then little jimmy goes up to the baby whom is being held by his mother and jimmy looks into the babys eyes and says to the mother "hows his vision?", "the doctor said 20/20" the mother replied then jimmy says " well thats just as well cos he wont be able to wear any wombles glasses will he?"

Pete.L · Post by **Pete.L** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:45 pm

Phew!
Much better than your last attempt Cuppa

Cinders...ball....choke...yuck!

cupasoop · Post by **cupasoop** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:37 pm

I thought the cinders one was quite acceptable. Heres a much better one for you then pete to make up for that......

2 parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other "can you smell fish"?

Pete.L · Post by **Pete.L** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 9:10 am

Deffinatley not a winner.
I'm surprised your keyboard would even let itself be used for such drivel.

freshfunkmeister · Post by **freshfunkmeister** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:59 am

Top gag Cupasoop !!!!!!!