Viagra

[SlingVTR]

Old geezer goes to the docs and asks for some viagra, the doc gives him a little check up and all seems well. The doctor praises the old timer and says I hope when I get to 87 I am still able to shag a woman. The old man nods and says could he have the pills cut into 4 pices, the doc looks confused and says 1/4 of a pill wont get yer old fella hard for sex, the old bloke says it aint for sex he says I just want to get it to stand out a bit so I dont piss on my shoes................

[adam]

I went to the local pharmacy to buy some but they wanted proof that I needed it.
So I showed them a photo of the Mrs.

[marravtr]

[Pete.L]