Sex Insurance!!

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Jester666
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Sex Insurance!!

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These are the best companies to use!! :D :D

Sex with your wife - Legal & General
Sex with your future wife - Mutual Trust
Sex with your secretary - Employers Liability
Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union
Sex on the phone - Direct Line
Sex with your biographer - Quote Me Happy
Sex in a hurry - Insure & Go
Sex with your girlfriend - Standard Life
Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com
Sex with someone different - Go Compare.com
Sex ith animals - Compare the meerkat.com
Sex with a fat bird - More Than
Sex on the back seat - Sheilas Wheels
Sex with OAPs - Saga
Sex with a posh bird - Privelege.com
Sex with sheep - Farmers Union

:D :D
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Re: Sex Insurance!!

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:clap: :lol: :clap: :lol: very good
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