frustrated

[alec]

A woman went to the doctors saying that she was frustrated because since her husband died she had not been able to date anyone and was too shy.
The doctor asked the woman if she had heard of the pickled chipolata and she replied no !
So the doctor explained that it was just new on the market and would solve her problem however you can only use it 3 times for each person.
So the woman takes home this jar and goes straight up to the bedroom to test it out and says pickled chipolata my f*nny so the chipolata jumps out of the jar and gives her a right good seeing to after an hour she says pickled chipolata back in the jar and it stops and jumps in the jar.
The woman was loving the feeling of sex once more and quickly asked for it again and after 2 hours the woman sends it back to the jar and falls asleep.
The next morning she uses it for a 3rd time and gets fulfilled after 3 hours and sends it back to the jar but the woman didn't want to let go of this magical chipolata so she ignored the doctor and tried it a 4th time surely enough it starts it's job and she is having a great time and after 5 hours she begins to get sore so she trys to get it back in the jar it doesn't so she trys again pickled chipolata back in the jar and it still stays inside by this time the woman is really worried and runs out into the street and finds a policeman and says I have a pickled chipolata up my f*nny and it won't stop.

The policeman turns to her and says pickled chipolata my butt !!!!