Beware of little ol ladies.

[Rider on a Storm]

The missus went to the supermarket Christmas week to get in the shopping. The trolley was fairly full and she was next in line for the till. Just as she was about to start loading onto the conveyor was tapped on the shoulder, she looked around. There was this elderly old lady clutching a carrier bag, She to the missus “ excuse me dear could I go in front of you? I only have a few items and me old legs are killing me. Well herself in the x-mass spirit said “certainty dear, go rite ahead” and let the old dear ahead while she proceeded to unload her trolley. After finally bagging her bits the missus went to pay the cashier. That will be 300 Euro mam, the wife looked stunned, 300 Euro! It couldn't be she exclaimed, im sure it cant be any more than 200, let me see the receipt. The cashier gave it to her and she studied it for a minute and then smiled. A she said I see what is wrong, you charged me for 3 bottles of brandy that I haven't got, look see for your self. The cashier said I know you haven't got them your mother said you were paying for them. The penny dropped, the old dear had just conned her. The missus protested her case but to no avail. The cashier told her to pay or she was calling security. Now herself was panicking as she hadn't enough to pay for the lot and seeing that the cashier was distracted decided to leg it for the exit leaving everything behind. She had just reached the exit when the security guard caught up with her. He caught her coat and she turned kicked him in the shin knocking him to the floor. He lost his grip on her coat but just managed to grasp her leg and he pulled it, just like I'm pulling yours!!!!!!

[tony.mon]

Good one, had me right to the end

[Rider on a Storm]

Good one, had me right to the end

imagine how I felt when the wife caught me with it