A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex.
His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time, maybe several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and as you get older, maybe once a month, then maybe on your anniversary.
The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and Grandma now?"
His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."
"WHAT?!" the young man said, taken aback by his grandad's frankness.
"Sure," says grandad. "She goes to her bedroom and yells: wombles You! And I go to in my bedroom and holler back: wombles you too!"