Between the ages of 18 & 22 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 23 & 30 a woman is like America, well developed & open to trade, especially for high financed investors.
Between 31 & 45 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 46 & 55 a woman is like France, gently ageing but sensual with an appreciation for the finer things.
Between 56 & 60 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by previous mistakes.
From 61 on a woman is like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there!!!!
And now one for the ladies -
The Geography of a man, between the ages of 15 & 80 a man is like Libya.... Ruled by a Richard!!!
