Not exactly a joke, but made me smile...

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tony.mon
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Not exactly a joke, but made me smile...

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I was out in the garden, and a little girl a couple of gardens away was playing with her friend, and after a while started screaming: "she keeps 'ittin me, she's 'it me"

her mother rushes out:

"Why do you keep bleedin' itting er?"

Little girl:
Because I was it, and now she's it........


Made I larf....
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MacV2
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Re: Not exactly a joke, but made me smile...

Post by MacV2 »

Ah the beauty of the Eonglish Linguage.......

Being as I spend my working days going into peoples/tenants/dole scroungers, houses in south London, it always makes me smile at the colourful language some parents use towards their offspring........Various options & combination's of the F word seem to be quite common!


That is when I can actually understand the language they are using. :lol:

Mac
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