In a train compartment a young couple and an elderly, somewhat ragged man were sitting. The girl looks like she’s having some discomfort so her boyfriend asks her: What’s wrong honey? She replies my head hurts, so her boyfriend kisses her forehead, and asks her: Is it better now? Yes she said, then he asked does it hurt somewhere else? Here, she replied, pointing to her lips so boyfriend kissed her lips. Is it better now? Much better.
Anywhere else? Here she replied pointing to her neck now so the boyfriend kissed her neck…
Watching carefully what’s happening an elderly man asks the young man: Excuse me, pall do you do hemorrhoids?
