A Scotsman, Englishman and Nigerian are all in the Maternity ward. The Doctor comes through with congratulations to them all, explaining that they are all the proud new fathers of baby sons. However he says,there has been a problem.
"We were really busy, and somehow we have managed to get your three sons mixed up."
In order to sort the situation out the Doctor suggests they draw lots to see who gets first choice.
The result is that the Scotsman gets first choice. The Doctor takes the Scotsman through to the 3 babies.
"I'll take that one" he says pointing to the little black child.
"Hold on" says the Doctor "that's obviously not your son, he's black and both you and your wife are white!"
"I know," replies the Scotsman, "but one of the other two is English, and I am just not prepared to take the risk."
North of the border?
North of the border?
I ride way too fast to worry about cholesterol.