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ktd001
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Exam time

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It's this good looking blond's first time at the gynecologist. She's up in the stirrups, and she's scared to death. The gynecologist says, "You're nervous, aren't you?"

She says, "Yes. It's my first time at the gynecologist."

He says, "Would you like me to numb you down there?"

She says, "Please."

He sticks his head between her legs and goes, "Num, num, num..."
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IS THAT THE SAME BLOND WHO SAID SHE HAD ODD SIZE BREASTS AND THE DOCTOR SAID " I'LL HAVE TO WEIGH THEM FOR YOU - "GO AHEAD SHE SAYS "

HE GRABS BOTH BREASTS AND SAYS " WAHAAAY!!
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