A guy walks into a quiet bar.
He is carrying three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar and orders a pint. He has a few pints and chats with the bartender, the bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about he animals they bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks. They chat for a while before the guy with the ducks has to go to the bathroom, the ducks are left at the bar, the bartender is alone with the ducks, there is an awkward silence. The bartender decides to try to make some conversation.
"What's your name?" he asks the first duck.
"Huey," said the first duck.
"How's your day been Huey?"
"Great, lovely day. Had a ball, been in and out of puddles all day." "Oh.
That's nice," says the bartender. Then he says to the second duck. "Hi and What's your name?" "Dewey," came the answer. "So how's your day been Dewey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball, been in and out of puddles all day. If I had the chance another day I would do the same again." So the bartender turns to the third duck and says, "So you must be Louie."
"No" Growls the third duck. "My name is puddles, and don't ask about my
f*cking day."
How is your day going?
How is your day going?
RQ.
The Stig of 2 wheels as well as 4 !
The Stig of 2 wheels as well as 4 !
