A guy is pulled down for drunk driving.
While papers are being filled there is a major accident at the next crossroad, so policemen run there. Once they're back the guy is gone. Knowing his name they go straight to his home.
His wife opens the door:
- Yes, gentlemen?
- We are looking for you husband XX, he's been driving drunk tonight
- No sir, impossible, he came home right after work, had couple of beers and went to sleep right away
- Just get him here, OK?
Sleepy looking husband comes out:
- Good evening, what's the matter?
- Please, cut it, we have stopped you at ZZ one hour ago
- Impossible, I came here right after the work, had couple of beers and went to sleep!
- Could you please show us you garrage?
- No problem
Drunk driver opens the garrage to see that he came home with police patrol car...
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Another one is shorter - a guy went driving his car despite severe portion of alchohol; he got the reverse on all right, but couldn't shift. Had to drive 20 km home reversing!