Laid in bed with the wife, i looked her in the eye and said,
"Seeing your face reminds me of the lottery".
"Because i'm worth millions to you?" she said.
"No" i said "i wish you'd f&%king roll over."
lottery
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denisblackvtr
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GAS GRASS OR ASS NOBODY RIDES FREE