Two irishmen are hammering down floorboards,paddy picks up a nail,realises it's upside-down and throws it away.he carries on doing this until murphy says " why are you throwing them away ?"
"because they're upside-down" paddy says
"you daft so n so," shout murphy,"save em for the ceiling"
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have you noticed how hot,sexy women always drive cute,little cars ?
which reminds me....the MOT's due on the wife's transit van.
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a girl says to her boyfriend "you make love like you decorate".
"what,slow,with smooth strokes and professional finish",he askes
"no", she says "more like the counsil, you just bang it up,leave a right mess and i have to finish the wombles job myself"
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F3, 954 USD front, K Tech springs, Braced swinger, Ohlins shock, Six spoke Mockesini wheels, Harris rearsets, QaT, Flywheel diet!, A&L stacks, stick coils, K&N, FP Ti jets, Mori pipe's [colour]
F3, 954 USD front, K Tech springs, Braced swinger, Ohlins shock, Six spoke Mockesini wheels, Harris rearsets, QaT, Flywheel diet!, A&L stacks, stick coils, K&N, FP Ti jets, Mori pipe's [colour]