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tattoo
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still in bed

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Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon,so they go back to fred's mum and dad's house for their first night together. in the morning jonny,fred's little brother,gets up and has his breakfast.As he's going out of the door to school he asks him mum if fred's up yet.
"No" she replies
jonny asks, "do you know what i think"?
his mum replies, "i don't want to hear what you think,just o to school."
jonny come home for lunch and asks his mum."are fred and mary up yet.?"
"No" replies his mum
jonny says, "do you what i think?"
his mum replies,"Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school"
After school,jonny comes home and askes again, "Are fred and mary up yet ?"
his mum says "No"
he asks "do you know what i think?"
his mum replies "OK, OK, now tell me what you think ?"
he says, "last night fred came to my room for the vaseline,and i think...well,i think i gave him my airplane glue."
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simo
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Furrybiker
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Very good! :thumbup:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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