I'm going to rob a bank tomorrow. I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make-up,wearing only a thong and nipple tassels.I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and,while in the bank,i'm going to kill the goat and throw the paint over the walls,all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and reciting a poem by allen ginsberg,after getting the money,i'll piss everywhere,i then will escape in a van shaped like a massive erect pink rock...
lets see crimewatch stage a realistic reconstruction of that!.