scared at midnight

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terrier
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Joined: Mon Sep 20, 2004 12:45 pm
Location: Finland

scared at midnight

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A woman has to walk through the cemetary in the middle of the night. VERY SCARY...

Suddenly, just before the cemetary, she sees someone sitting on a bench and smoking piecefully:

- I know this is silly of me, but I feel too scared to walk through, could you please escort me through this dreadfull place?

- Sure, mam, no problem

They start walking, full moon shines through the branches, each tree seem to turn after them

- Aren't you scared to walk here now?

- Ah, well, when I was alive, I used to, but now...
FLYING LOW
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