Little Johny got a model railway.
Mummy is at the kitchen, listening for her little treasure playing:
Apparently train stops
- OK, you lazy b8stard, get your sorry a*ses off that train and take your belongings with you. Whoever is new here, better make sure you have f*ckin' paid all right, otherwise conductor is to cut you balls off...
- Now, Johny, such language will not be tolerated here, never. Go to you room for two hours, if after that you promise to behave nicely, you may continue!
Two hours later play goes on:
Train arrives to its next stop
- Dear passangers, we have now reached our destination. We would like to thank you for travelling with us and wish you a very nice day. Please remember to take all your luggage with you. For the new passangers - feel free to choose your seats, conductor will come in a moment...
Mum starts to smile already
- ... and for those of you, who are pissed off by this bloody two hour waiting time, go complain to that butcher in the kitchen!