Who is Jack Schitt?

[Auto Sol]

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them.

[Flatline]

What about "nearlee shitt"?

Cos that's what I nearly did laughing so much

[Flatline]

Just been doing some research into the family tree for this family

What I found out is that Awe Schitt had an illegitemate son, a bare knuckle fighter called Tuff Schitt

Not sure who he married, perhaps someone on here can help?

[geodude]

Just been doing some research into the family tree for this family

What I found out is that Awe Schitt had an illegitemate son, a bare knuckle fighter called Tuff Schitt

Not sure who he married, perhaps someone on here can help?

That would be that Romanian woman Gotta

[Steve97]

Or a chinese woman called

Hu Flung

[Flatline]

Is there a Spanish connection?

Juan Beeg and his chinese wife Foo kin

[Auto Sol]

Just been doing some research into the family tree for this family

What I found out is that Awe Schitt had an illegitemate son, a bare knuckle fighter called Tuff Schitt

Not sure who he married, perhaps someone on here can help?

Hi Flatline heard on the grapevine that Tuff Schitt could possilby have married a nice wee lass from Spain called Pyla but not sure

[BigVeeGrin]

rumoured to be a secret wedding to a reclusive rock chick - Rockin' Haws - kept her name supposedly