Q, How do you know when your getting old ?
A, When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q, What do you call a truck full of dildos ?
A, Toys for twats.
Q, How does a man know when he has a high sperm count ?
A, When she has to chew before she swallows.
Q, Why do women skydivers wear jock straps ?
A, So they don't whistle on the way down.
Q, Who makes the most money in a week, A drug dealer or a prostitute ?
A, The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.