too smart for the first Grade

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A first grade teacher, Mrs  Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. 

The teacher asked,  "Johnny what is your problem?" 
 
Johnny answered, "I am too smart for the  first Grade. My sister is in the third grade and I am smarter than she is! I think I should be in third grade too." 
Mrs Brooks had had enough. She  took Johnny to the principal's office. While Johnny waited in the outer  office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The  principal told Mrs Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to  answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave.  She agreed Johnny was brought in and the conditions explained to him and  he agreed to take the test. 

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" 
Johnny:  "9." 
 
Principal: "What is 6 x 6 ?" 
Johnny: "36." 
 
And so it  went with every question the principal thought a third grade should know.  The principal looks at Mrs Brooks and tells her, "I think Johnny can go to  the third grade." 
 
Mrs Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him, some  questions?"  The principal and Johnny both agree. 
 
Mrs Brooks: "What  does a cow have four of that I have only 2 of? 
 
Johnny, after a moment  "Legs." 
 
Mrs Brooks: What is in your pants that you have but I do not  have?" 
 
Johnny: "Pockets." 
 
Mrs Brooks: "What starts with C and ends  with T, is hairy, oval an delicious and contains a whitish  liquid?" 

Johnny: "Coconut." 
 
Mrs Brooks: "What goes in hard and  pink and comes out soft and sticky?" 
 
The pr incipal's eyes open really  wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny takes charge..... 
 
Johnny: "Bubblegum." 
 
Mrs Brooks: "What does a man do  standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on 3legs?" 
 
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop
 the answer..... 
 
Johnny: "Shake hands." 
 
Mrs Brooks: "Now I will  ask some 'Who am I' questions, okay?" 
 
Mrs Brooks: "You stick your poles  inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you  do." 
 
Johnny: "Tent." 
 
Mrs Brooks: "A finger goes inside me. You  fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me  first." 

The principal was looking restless and a bit  tense. 
 
Johnny: "Wedding Ring." 
 
Mrs Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft.  My tip penetrates. I come with quiver?" 
 
Johnny; "Arrow." 
 
Mrs  Brooks: "What word starts with F and ends in K and means a lot of heat and  excitement?" 

Johnny: "Firetruck." 
 
The principal breathed a sigh  of relief and said to the teacher, "Send Johnny to University, I got the  last ten questions wrong myself!"