German Dwarf

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Flatline
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German Dwarf

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A German dwarf rescues a woman's dog and resuscitates it, saving it's life

"Are you a little vet?" she asks

"A LITTLE VET?" He says,

"I'M FU*~ING SOAKED!!"
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lloydie
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German Dwarf

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Get your coat :(


Can't ride but it don't stop me trying
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MacV2
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Bloody elf these dwarve jokes are coming thick & short arn't they!
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Kev L
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Re: German Dwarf

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That one made me smile though, :thumbup: :clap: :lol:
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Re: German Dwarf

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:lol: :lol:
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Fireman on a Storm
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Post by Fireman on a Storm »

MacV2 wrote:Bloody elf these dwarve jokes are coming thick & short arn't they!
Or are they a bit below the belt!
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