Coming or going?

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pinkyfloyd
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Coming or going?

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My wife just came in and said, “I don’t know if I am coming or going.”
I said to her, “Judging by the look on your face, you’re going – ‘cus when you’re coming, you look like a **** Down Syndrome kid trying to whistle!”
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
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and then the fight started :D
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Ladies & Gentlemen, Pinky is in the house!
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tony.mon
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He's back :clap:
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I had not realised I was missed. I shall make more of an effort to get involved. As said in another thread. Life took first place for a little while. But awww shucks. :oops: :lol:
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
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pinkyfloyd wrote:............ Life took first place for a little while.
I've been told I need to get one of those, but I don't know where to get one from :?:
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