Are you the majority or minority?????

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Are you the majority or minority?????

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DONT CHEAT ONLY SCROLL WHEN YOU ARE TOLD. (spooky)

Scroll down and follow the instructions. Let us know if you are in the 2%.....or the 98% ………………...













At the very end of this, you are asked a question.


Answer it immediately. Don't stop and think about it.




Just say the first thing that pops into your mind.




Fun Test...kind of spooky!





Be sure to put in the subject line if you are among the 98% or the 2% and send to everyone, including the person that sent it to you.



Amazing test....just follow the instructions as quickly as possible.




Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous
one.




You do not need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your
mind.





You'll be surprised.




Start:




How much is . . . :





15 + 6

































3 + 56




































89 + 2









































12 + 53





























75 + 26

































25 + 52

















































63 + 32

































I know! Calculations are hard work, but it's nearly over..

































Come on, one more...




































123 + 5





































QUICK! THINK ABOUT A TOOL AND A COLOR!




















































Scroll further to the bottom...

































A bit more...













































You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you?

If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of people who have a
different, if not abnormal, mind.




98% of the folks would answer a red hammer while doing this exercise.
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Post by Bink »

Green / Wrench ...

Guess I am abnormal then ... what else is new today :roll:
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Blue hammer, on the fence again :roll:
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Post by EggShellBlond »

Orange Spanner

Funnily , I have been told before I think differently...............................................

or was the phrase " weired " ?? :wink:
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Post by iggy1966 »

Blue spanner!!!

They always said I was abnormal at school hmmm they could be right 8O
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:roll: :roll: :roll: I suppose what could I expect with you lot!! :lol:

I got the red hammer straight away, and I've since sent it on to a few others who got it too. Maybe its a paddy thing!!

Ah, sure who wants to be part of the majority anyway.......
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You Don't want to Know what the first tool I thought about was :oops: :oops: :oops: let alone the colour :oops: :oops:
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Post by tony.wilde1 »

red screwdriver :roll:
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red spanner
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So does that mean that you are half of the two percent when you get either the red or hammer, but not both??

Bold Pete............... again, not surprising though!! :lol:
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Post by tattie »

Red Shifter (adjustable spanner) (can also be used as a hammer).

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I'd say on this forum 98% are thinking about spanners, wonder why 8O

How do you call that squeezer thing used for taking shock absorbers off?
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Spring depressor?

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Errm, yellow saw.
I was at a funeral yesterday and, just before I got on the bike to leave, some distant relative decided to tell me about all the horrible ways people die on bikes.
What IS it with these people??? Yes, friends of mine have died on bikes but more have been killed in, or by, cars. Do I tell them about how going through a windscreen strips the skin off your face every time they go for a drive? Do you think they'd thank me if I did??? :twisted:
Oh, anyway, the point was, this guy said that he reckons all bikers have got a bit of a short circuit in the brain otherwise they'd never get on a bike. D'you reckon this is why none of came up with a red hammer? 8O
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Post by cupasoop »

It's usually the folk in cars driving like fannies that give me the short circut.


As a sort of follow on, I ws at a funeral a while ago and on the funeral diresctors door was a plaque proclaiming "Investors In People". Yeh, dead people!
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