Q&A
Q: My husband wants a threesome with me and my best friend.
A: It is obvious that your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing, your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college room mates involved too? If your still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your fiends without you. If your still not sure then perform oral sex and cook him a nice meal whilst you think about it.
Q: My husband continually ask me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Semen can help you lose wieght and give you a healthy glow to your skin. Interestingly men know this and his request is a totally selfless act which shows how much he loves you. The best way to thank him is by cooking him a nice meal and performing oral sex on him.
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be encouraged. the man is a hunter and should be allowed to show his prowess amoungst other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can promote a peaceful home life. Remember that nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a couple of days (It's a great time to clean the house too!!) just look how happy and emotional he is when he returns to his, now, stable home. The best thing to do when he returns is for you to perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal.
Q:My husband has no idea where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no cencern to your husband, if you must mess with it then do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help, you may wish to videotape this and present it to your husband as a gift on his birthday. To ease your guilt perform oral sex on him then cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: You are a bad person for bring this up, you should training for insensitivity!! Foreplay to men is very stressfull and time consuming. Sex should be availiable to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love him as much as you should: he should never have to work to get you in the mood, stop being so selfish and perform oral sex on him then cook him a nice meal.
Q:My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the problem, perhaps you should perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal.
