Mathematical proof!!

[iggy1966]

What makes 100%:

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever
wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We
have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26.

Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%





and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard
work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

[Pete.L]

Wow!
Just worked out I talk B-o-l-l-o-c-k-s (2+15+12+12+15+3+11+18 )
88% of the time

Pete.l

[cupasoop]

Wow!
Just worked out I talk B-o-l-l-o-c-k-s (2+15+12+12+15+3+11+18 )
88% of the time

Pete.l

Is that all? I thought it was more than that.

[Pete.L]

Ha
Too right.
I was sure I would be around 95% but the figure never lie
(unless you're an accountant)

Pete.l

[simon t]

Pete, if you talk COMPLETE baldrocks i'm sure you'll make it well over 100%

(can't be arsed to work it out though, cos i'm a lazy tw*t)

[iggy1966]

Pete, if you talk COMPLETE baldrocks i'm sure you'll make it well over 100%

(can't be arsed to work it out though, cos i'm a lazy tw*t)

177%..... I think your on to something there Simon

[Pete.L]

177% Damn
That still beats 126 for being a Lazy Tw@t.

Thanks for your mathamatical expertease Iggy Your input is always appreciated

Pete.l