Patient / Doctor Joke
“Doctor, won’t you please kiss me?†the patient asked.
“No. You’re a very beautiful woman, but it’s against my code of ethics†replied her doctor.
“Please, just one kiss†she pleaded, "Just a little one."
“Sorry,†said the doctor sternly. “It’s totally out of the question. I shouldn’t even be wombles you.â€
PAtient/doctor joke
PAtient/doctor joke
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."