I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all
could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a TV show, I have finally
found inner peace. The Doctor proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to
finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle
of Merlot, a bottle of Chianti, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a bottle of Bells, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Glen Fiddich, the packet of Dorito's,
the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the
cheesecake, some salted peanuts, last night's pizza I didn't finish and a box of
chocolates. You have no idea how f*cking good I feel! Please pass this on
to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
Some good advice
Some good advice
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."