Did you hear about the Irish man who thought County Down was a quiz show on channel 4.
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A British scientist has invented a bra that stops womens breasts from jiggling about and stops there nipples from pushing through the fabric in cold weather.
At the press conference a large group of men congregated and took the scientist outside and beat the crap out of him.
Two bad jokes for you
Two bad jokes for you
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
