bloody coppers

[jezman]

i phoned police other night idont think they take their job serious enough! this is how it went

(police) "hello whats your emergency"
(me) "im in a pub and there is two women fighting over me"
(coppers) "two women fighting over you sir...... whats the problem?"

(me) " THE BLOODY FAT ONES WINNING!!!"


they sent nobody!!!

i wont sleep right for days!!