The Ballloon family

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t00lkit
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The Ballloon family

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I've got a joke for you....

Theres this balloon family, daddy balloon, mummy balloon and baby balloon.
Every night baby balloon sneaks into mum and dads bedroom but always gets sent away.
Anyway one night, baby balloon sneaks in but can't quite squeeze in between mummy and daddy balloon.
So he has a think. He unties daddy balloon and lets a bit of air out of him, but still no room.
He then lets a bit of air out of mummy balloon, but still not enough room.
So, he lets some air out of himself, and hey presto he cuddles in between mummy and daddy.
The next morning, daddy balloon is furious. "Go down stairs and wait for a good telling off!" he says to baby balloon.
Anyway, baby balloon sits there terrified. Daddy balloon comes downstairs and says to baby balloon, "I've told you before about coming into our bedroom. You've been really naughty,......... You've let me down, you've let your mum down, and worst of all, you've let yourself down!!!!!!

Fantastic.
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