What's your star sign?

[katman]

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Your Horoscope
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AQUARIUS You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly
because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you're a wombles
jerk.
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PISCES You are a pioneer type and think most people are Richard.
You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and scornful of advice.
You do nothing but piss off everyone you come in contact with.
You are a prick.
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ARIES You have a wild imagination and often think you're being
followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your
friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You
lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
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TAURUS You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged
determination and work like hell. Most people think you're
stubborn and bullheaded. You're nothing but a goddamned
communist.
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GEMINI You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you
because you're bisexual. You're inclined to expect too much
for too little. This means you're a cheap b8stard. Gemini's
are notorious for thriving on incest.
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CANCER You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's
problems, which makes you a sucker. You're always putting
things off. That's why you'll always be on welfare and won't
be worth a sh1t. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
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LEO You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you're an
idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You're vain and cannot
tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo
people are thieving wombles and enjoy masturbation more
than sex.
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VIRGO You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your sh1t-picking
attitude is sickening to your friends and coworkers. You are
cold, unemotional, and often fall asleep while wombles.
Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.
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LIBRA You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing
with reality. If you're male, you're a queer. Most Libra
women are whores. Chances for employment and monetary gain
are nil. All Libra's die of venereal disease.
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SCORPIO The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot
be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success
because of your total lack of ethics. You're a perfect
son-of-a-bitch. Most scorpios are murdered.
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SAGITTARIUS You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless
tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The
majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless
piece of sh1t.
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CAPRICORN You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. Basically,
you're a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of
any importance. You should kill yourself.
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[RQ]

Haaahahahaaaa. Imagine how many peoples lives would be ruined if that was published in the daily papers!! Class.

[Pete.L]

I like mine
I try to live by it everyday

SAGITTARIUS You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless
tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The
majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless
piece of sh1t.

[iggy1966]

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CAPRICORN You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. Basically,
you're a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of
any importance. You should kill yourself.
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Yep......That's me alright

[cupasoop]

Same as me Iggy, dosnt fill me with much confidence.

[Jaglifter]

Cheer up. A few days later and you could have been an Aquarian

[mattbridges]

It's definately me...I piss everyone off...even myself, if I'm left alone and unsedated for long enough!

You are a pioneer type and think most people are Richard.
You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and scornful of advice.

Guilty as charged!

[mattbridges]

Infact, I'd like these further two charges to be taken into consideration by the court.

You do nothing but piss off everyone you come in contact with.
You are a prick.

the shame!

[RAINMAKER]

Kaz.......you two timing hussy.................

Matt don't do it mate.............you'll get eaten alive !!

[RAINMAKER]

Not at all........................I'm above that sort of thing.


honest.

[mattbridges]

The "misses" might be a bit miffed though; or relieved - actually she'll probably be relieved.

We could start a Pisces clan - take other star signs and brainwash them into being pisceans (is that the plural of a pisces?)

[kevg]

I'm a Taurus....You'll never take me alive.......

[RAINMAKER]

bet you wish you were a Leo like me, bet you all do cos Leos are the greatest. Must go my wrist is aching from all this typing

[RAINMAKER]

Something smells fishy here.

[mattbridges]

Something smells fishy here

Groan