chipolata Extention

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pinkyfloyd
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chipolata Extention

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Man goes to India for a cheap rock extension. The surgeon suggests a baby elephants trunk stitched on for £3000. Man agrees. 6 weeks later while having dinner with his new girlfriend he feels an unusual stirring in his pants & thinks this is the night. While chatting over dinner his rock flys out steals an apple off the table & goes back. "Wow" she says "...can you do that again?" He replies "My rock can but i dont think my butt hole can take another apple!"
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :) like it :thumbup:
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Vtrkidda wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :) like it :thumbup:
the joke or shoving apples up your butt???????? :eek2 dirty boy!!!

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Both gone to melons now 8O

Have to be carefull what you put on here theres always one :lol: :wink:
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