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Snoogle wrote:Have I not told you guys about the time I was that low going round a corner I managed to scrape my shoulder?

*snip*

(This is of course a complete lie)
Once was pillion on a mate's X7 before I'd got my own bike - carrying a badminton racket in my rucksack he wheelied so far that it scraped the handle! TRUE

New bloke in the cricket club claims he's had '120' from a CB125RS (apparently 'tuned' by a racer at Brands) Ummmmm...
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Wicky wrote:
Snoogle wrote:Have I not told you guys about the time I was that low going round a corner I managed to scrape my shoulder?

*snip*

(This is of course a complete lie)
Once was pillion on a mate's X7 before I'd got my own bike - carrying a badminton racket in my rucksack he wheelied so far that it scraped the handle! TRUE

New bloke in the cricket club claims he's had '120' from a CB125RS (apparently 'tuned' by a racer at Brands) Ummmmm...
I had a mito 125 g reg i had 120 out of that it was a import so hes full of poopy poop poo :lol:
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no one on this forum who is know for exaggerating.................or is there??????? :lol:
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I'm packing 12". But I don't use it as a rule!!!!!!!!
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Kev L wrote:I'm packing 12". But I don't use it as a rule!!!!!!!!
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what a total knob :lol:
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Do you know I asked a class of students the other day "how many inches in a foot?" not one of them knew FFS. Some of the guesses ranged from 4, 11 to 200. It's not taught in schools at all now. No reference to imperial. Marvellous.
By the way Al, the fact that I am beholden to you prevents the responce you deserve!!!
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Kev L wrote:By the way Al, the fact that I am beholden to you prevents the responce you deserve!!!
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There in the post now, so its open season again, I have no blackmail options :D
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AMCQ46 wrote:
Kev L wrote:By the way Al, the fact that I am beholden to you prevents the responce you deserve!!!
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There in the post now, so its open season again, I have no blackmail options :D
but in the post to where ????? :lol: :lol:
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Don't say that Lloydie, I've had a mare with Parcel Force & the Post Office lately. They have managed to lose the Dainese Leathers I sold on E Bay. The stupid thing they didn't even get out of the Post office before they cocked up. If me bling goes missing I may well ask RZ racer dude to send me one of his weapons of mass argument to sort the B**tards out!
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My mate down the chip shop swears he's Elvis! :clap: :clap: :clap:
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But he's a liar, and I don't know about you!
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Thats funny I seen Elvis today :shifty:
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AMCQ46 wrote:no one on this forum who is know for exaggerating.................or is there??????? :lol:
i can think of like 10 million of them :Beer Popcorn:

btw, the inches thing.... i had the misfortune of working with some agency lads on a big pipefitting job when a few regulars rang in sick...
one was only 19 but professed to be time-served... mmmmhokayyy :problem:

so i hopped onto a trestle, passed him the end of my tape and asked him to get a measurement from the end of that tee fitting....

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Kev L wrote:But he's a liar, and I don't know about you!
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how many inches in a foot?
That depends how big your feet are :lol:

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