Has your wife/girlfriend put on a little weight over the festive
period?
if so encourage her to walk 3 miles in the morning, and then 3
miles again in the evening...
by the end of the week, the fat bi*ch will be 42 miles away.
Misogynist joke of the day ...
Misogynist joke of the day ...
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."