hubbys treat

[fordtech]

Wife treats hubby by taking him to a lap dancing clubfor his birthday,
Doorman says 'ok Dave hows tricks?'
Wife asks ' how does he know you?'
Dave says ' er I play footie with him! '
Inside the barman says ' Usual Dave? '
Dave says ' be for you ask hes on the darts team at the local'
Next a lap dancer says ' Hi Dave do you fancy the usual? '
Wife drags Dave out of the club extremly unhappy and gets in a taxi ,

Taxi driver says - ' wombles me Dave , you've pulled a minger this week ! '

[seb421]

Haha brilliant that

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[lloydie]

Very good lol